Jun 1, 2015

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Have Predictably Ridiculous Thoughts on Aging


Kendall and Kylie Jenner, people who were born in the years 1995 and 1997 respectively, are often criticized for appearing more mature than their years. Which is weird, because apparently they are terrified of turning the disgustingly ripe old age of 21. Kylie already thinks Kendall is getting pretty old and gross at age 19.

“I’m scared of the day I turn 19,” Kylie recently told the UK’s Sunday Times. “I really don’t want to grow past 18.”

Kendall added, “It’s scary. Life is scary. It’s just scary how fast everything is rolling and you can’t stop it. It’s rolling right now.”

I want to make lots of jokes about this, but it’s actually pretty depressing. a) that it’s probably because they’re scared of wrinkles rather than having to pay full price at museums, b) that it’s definitely all Kris’ fault, and c) that they must think I’m a decrepit 27-year-old troll.

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